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[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...


...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]

phone tag hurp

Date: 2010-10-01 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He's learned his lesson now, so he stays low, whiping paint off his face.]

...you just wait...

[Ivan was going to shove that rifle so far up your ass paintballs are going to come out of your mouth.]

Date: 2010-10-02 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Within 5 minutes Ivan has made it to the top--now...to find Pierre. He steps off the escalator and ducks behind a nearby rock.]

... [Peeks around corner.]

Date: 2010-10-05 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[~IS NOT THERE~]

[SO SAD]

[SO SAD PIERRE'S SMILING]

Date: 2010-10-06 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Shit, where did he go?

[Ivan began to creepy closer, trying his best to stay under cover and hidden.]

Date: 2010-10-08 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE EYES OF A HAWK.]

[Or a Pierre for that matter.]

Date: 2010-10-09 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[YEAH, WELL HE CAN DAMN WELL TRY.]

[Ivan continues his sneaking, getting progressively closer to Pierre's hideout.]

Date: 2010-10-14 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[CAN YOU FIND IT? CAN YOU?]

Date: 2010-10-15 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[YES HE CAN.

IN FACT HE WILL.

AND DOES. OR AT LEAST HE'S PRETTY SURE IT IS.]

... [SNEAK SNEAKS CLOOOOSER--]

Date: 2010-10-16 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[TRIES TO TACKLE ONCE HE'S CLOSE ENOUGH.]

Date: 2010-10-16 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[YOU VODKA SOAKED BITCH.]

AHH!

Date: 2010-10-16 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[GOING TO GRAPPLE FOR THAT FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE.]

Date: 2010-10-16 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[NO IT'S MINE I FOUND IIIIIIT]

Date: 2010-10-16 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[GOING TO STEAL IT AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH IT.

PULL, YANK.]

Date: 2010-10-19 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[GOT IT!






WHACKS YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT, AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SHOOT YOU POINT-BLANK.]

Date: 2010-10-19 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[ARRRRRGH PAIN WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

Date: 2010-10-22 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Once he's spent all the bullets Ivan is panting, and tosses the gun aside.

Victory: Success.]

...There.

Date: 2010-10-23 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[MY NOOOOOOOOOOSE IT'S BLEEEEEEEEEDING!]

[AND MY FAAAAAAAAACE, THERE'S CUTS ALL OVER IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!]

Date: 2010-10-26 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[FEELS DAMN GOOD. He wipes some dirt off his jacket, smug.]

Date: 2010-10-29 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan leans over to pinch Pierre's cheeks, then attempts to kiss him.]

You were a good sport~

Date: 2010-10-29 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[What no.]

[BOOT IN YOUR FACE SLOWLY PUSHING YOU BACK.]

Ge-off.

Date: 2010-10-30 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Noooo...

Ivan relents, rubbing the dirt off his face with clear disapproval and mock hurt.]

How disrespectful...

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