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[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...


...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]

Date: 2010-10-30 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Noooo...

Ivan relents, rubbing the dirt off his face with clear disapproval and mock hurt.]

How disrespectful...

Date: 2010-10-30 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
[Can you even see the dirt through all the shit colored paint on your face?]

Says the one who beat me with a rifle.

Date: 2010-10-31 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[...No.]

That was just revenge--look what you did to my uniform!

[In fact, now that he reminded him he was angry again, and gave Pierre a good kick.]

Date: 2010-10-31 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
OW-! [Pain why?]

You can wash it!

Date: 2010-10-31 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Paint won't wash out, you fool!

Date: 2010-10-31 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
It's a special paint!

[Why must you constantly think he doesn't think ahead for your ease?]

Date: 2010-10-31 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
I'm going to have to spend another three hours in the clo--huh? What kind of special?

Date: 2010-10-31 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
The "It's Washable" kinda special!

Date: 2010-10-31 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Oh yeah?

Then clean it off with your tongue.

[He holds out his arm.] Come on.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
I said it was washable. Which means in the laundry, not by me sucking on it.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Oh.

Well I have something else you can suck on--

Date: 2010-10-31 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
I walked right into that one didn't I.

Date: 2010-10-31 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Smarmy smile.]

Let's go see if what you claim is true.

[Raikov heads over to the escalator, beckoning Pierre.]

Date: 2010-11-05 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com
I told it is.

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