Major Ivan Raikov (
volginswaifu) wrote2010-09-04 07:21 pm
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FISSIONMAILED: That better be paint and not what I think it is.
[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...
...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]
...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]
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HAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!
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Ivan stumbles off behind a bush to clean up.]
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[Pierre pelts the bush with paintballs as he waits for you to come back out.]
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He hides behind another tree and it is then he spots his salvation--a moving flight of stairs embedded into the cliff side. Ivan steps on and rides the stairway to heaven.
Heaven in this case is defined as getting close enough to Pierre to beat him over the head with his own gun.]
SEE, I TOLD YOU I I WOULDN'T DROP IT even though it took 5 days hush
[Well, we'll see how close you get when Pierre moves to a different spot so he can get a better shot.]
yaaaaaaaaay :D
[Ivan just casually stands there.
Out in the open except when he passes behind a tree or large rock.]
don't look so happy
:C
[HITS THE GROUND (OR THE STAIRS, IN THE CASE)]
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[VICTORY.]
[AGAIN.]
phone tag hurp
...you just wait...
[Ivan was going to shove that rifle so far up your ass paintballs are going to come out of your mouth.]
Re: phone tag hurp
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... [Peeks around corner.]
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[SO SAD]
[SO SAD PIERRE'S SMILING]
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[Ivan began to creepy closer, trying his best to stay under cover and hidden.]
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[Or a Pierre for that matter.]
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[Ivan continues his sneaking, getting progressively closer to Pierre's hideout.]
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IN FACT HE WILL.
AND DOES. OR AT LEAST HE'S PRETTY SURE IT IS.]
... [SNEAK SNEAKS CLOOOOSER--]
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AHH!
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PULL, YANK.]
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