FISSIONMAILED: That better be paint and not what I think it is.

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...


...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]

Comments

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[He does it because he loves you!]

[Only not.]

[You're just really fun to mess with.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Ivan ducks back behind the tree, contemplating his situation. He quickly formulates a plan and turns back around, cupping his hands over his mouth like a megaphone.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

ONLY THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[He fumes, surveying his surroundings.

There had to be a way to get to Pierre without risking getting hit by his strange paint-flinging sniper rifle again.

Quickly he duck and rolls behind another nearby tree, a few feet ahead.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

GOOD LUCK GETTING UP HERE!

[Pierre chose this spot for a reason.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Rrrr...!

[PERSEVERANCE IS KEY--AND IVAN DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO GIVE UP.

He continues advancing towards the far away cliffs, ducking behind various foliage.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

I'M WAITING~!

[Pierre just going to shoot you every time you're not under cover now 'kay?]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[AND IVAN WILL JUST BE COVERED IN BROWN PAINT BY THE TIME HE GETS ANYWHERE NEAR THE CLIFF.

BUT NOW THE QUESTION IS...HOW TO SCALE IT.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[SHIT A RAINBOW AND FLY UP YELLING 'ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!']

[Also PAINTBALL IN THE FACE.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[That's a bad idea and you should feel ba--] AUGHH!

[MOMENTARILY BLINDED.

WALKS INTO THE CLIFF WALL.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[Oh but I feel victorious~]

HAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU WHEN HE GETS UP THERE...AFTER HE GETS PAINT OUT OF HIS EYES, BRB.

Ivan stumbles off behind a bush to clean up.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[LOVE YOU TOO, RAIKOC. 83c]

[Pierre pelts the bush with paintballs as he waits for you to come back out.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Once he's finished, he decides to sneak around the other side.

He hides behind another tree and it is then he spots his salvation--a moving flight of stairs embedded into the cliff side. Ivan steps on and rides the stairway to heaven.

Heaven in this case is defined as getting close enough to Pierre to beat him over the head with his own gun.]

SEE, I TOLD YOU I I WOULDN'T DROP IT even though it took 5 days hush

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[WHY IS THERE AN ESCALATOR ON A CLIFF SIDE?]

[Well, we'll see how close you get when Pierre moves to a different spot so he can get a better shot.]

yaaaaaaaaay :D

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[WHY THE HELL NOT?]

[Ivan just casually stands there.

Out in the open except when he passes behind a tree or large rock.]

don't look so happy

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[SHOOTS]

:C

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

AUGGHH!

[HITS THE GROUND (OR THE STAIRS, IN THE CASE)]

83

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAA!

[VICTORY.]

[AGAIN.]

phone tag hurp

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[He's learned his lesson now, so he stays low, whiping paint off his face.]

...you just wait...

[Ivan was going to shove that rifle so far up your ass paintballs are going to come out of your mouth.]

Re: phone tag hurp

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[~Is waitiiiing~]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Within 5 minutes Ivan has made it to the top--now...to find Pierre. He steps off the escalator and ducks behind a nearby rock.]

... [Peeks around corner.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[~IS NOT THERE~]

[SO SAD]

[SO SAD PIERRE'S SMILING]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Shit, where did he go?

[Ivan began to creepy closer, trying his best to stay under cover and hidden.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE EYES OF A HAWK.]

[Or a Pierre for that matter.]