FISSIONMAILED: That better be paint and not what I think it is.

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...


...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]

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[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[NOOOOOO]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[GOT IT!






WHACKS YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT, AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SHOOT YOU POINT-BLANK.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[ARRRRRGH PAIN WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Once he's spent all the bullets Ivan is panting, and tosses the gun aside.

Victory: Success.]

...There.

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[MY NOOOOOOOOOOSE IT'S BLEEEEEEEEEDING!]

[AND MY FAAAAAAAAACE, THERE'S CUTS ALL OVER IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[FEELS DAMN GOOD. He wipes some dirt off his jacket, smug.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[NOT FOR ME.]

....Jerk.

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Ivan leans over to pinch Pierre's cheeks, then attempts to kiss him.]

You were a good sport~

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[What no.]

[BOOT IN YOUR FACE SLOWLY PUSHING YOU BACK.]

Ge-off.

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Noooo...

Ivan relents, rubbing the dirt off his face with clear disapproval and mock hurt.]

How disrespectful...

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

[Can you even see the dirt through all the shit colored paint on your face?]

Says the one who beat me with a rifle.

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[...No.]

That was just revenge--look what you did to my uniform!

[In fact, now that he reminded him he was angry again, and gave Pierre a good kick.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

OW-! [Pain why?]

You can wash it!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Paint won't wash out, you fool!

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

It's a special paint!

[Why must you constantly think he doesn't think ahead for your ease?]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to spend another three hours in the clo--huh? What kind of special?

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

The "It's Washable" kinda special!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

Then clean it off with your tongue.

[He holds out his arm.] Come on.

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

I said it was washable. Which means in the laundry, not by me sucking on it.

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well I have something else you can suck on--

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

I walked right into that one didn't I.

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Smarmy smile.]

Let's go see if what you claim is true.

[Raikov heads over to the escalator, beckoning Pierre.]

[gameboy-sniper.livejournal.com]

I told it is.